The Engineering Mentality
An engineer was walking on campus one day when a fellow engineer
rode up on a shiny new motorcycle. "Where did you get such a rockin' bike?"
asked the first. The second engineer replied "Well, I was walking
along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman
rode up on this bike. She hopped off the bike, took off all her clothes
and said 'Take what you want.'" The first engineer nodded approvingly,
"Good choice - the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."